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"If you are surprised at the number of our maladies count our cooks."
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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"And if I talk to him, I'll say something wrong, give something away. I can feel it coming, a betrayal of myself."
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"Niagara ... is the first disappointment in the married life of many Americans who spend their honeymoon there."
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"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"
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"I always try to cheer myself up by singing when i get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems."
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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
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"Looking for a wife is like fishing; before you go, make sure you don't have a hole in your net."
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"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
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"Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like ared flag to a bu... was like putting something very annoying in front ofsomeone who was annoyed by it."
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"You'd be surprised how many people in the modern age no longer fear zombies as much as teletubies."
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"If you would wish another to keep your secret first keep it yourself."
Trust


"What nature requires is obtainable, and within easy reach. It is for the superfluous we sweat."
Nature


"The liberal arts do not conduct the soul all the way to virtue, but merely set it going in that direction."
Education


"We should give as we would receive, cheerfully, quickly, and without hesitation; for there is no grace in a benefit that sticks to the fingers."
Generosity


"Whatever one of us blames in another, each one will find in his own heart."
Heart


"One must steer, not talk."
Talk


"There is as much greatness of mind in acknowledging a good turn, as in doing it."
Generosity


"Precepts or maxims are of great weight; and a few useful ones on hand do more to produce a happy life than the volumes we can't find."
Life


"A great mind becomes a great fortune."
Fortune


"Leisure without books is death, and burial of a man alive."
Books
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