"My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself."

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"Life is defined by time and seasons."

"If you want to know the value of a minute ask the person who came to the train station or airport a minute late."

"Don't equate effective living to being busy."

"They say "time is money". But I want to say "time makes money". This means time is greater than money."

"But thoughts the slave of life, and life, Time's fool,And Time, that takes survey of all the world,Must have a stop."

"All things are made beautiful at a timely hour."

"When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?"

"Much rain wears the marble."

"Don't depend on the thoughts, "I need more time". There are only 24 hours in each day. You can't make it 25 or 26. You just have to plan your activities very well so as to achieve the expected things with the natural time limit."

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