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"You know, the Lord said to Adam: 'Come forth, come forth,' and he came fifth and won the fucking apple, do you know what I mean. If you can walk away, walk away but it's hard to do."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."
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"Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too."
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"Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips."
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"Avoid Law of Attraction counterfeits. Build solid foundations for your consciousness and your subconscious will soon play ball with you."
Manifestation
"Forgiveness does carry with it numerous obstacles and one may well be surprised why many people find it a very difficult hurdle to jump over."
Struggle
"You don't have to affirm the positive after you have released a negative belief!"
Psychology
"Time is a great teacher, but Cosmic Ordering is a great provider."
Manifestation
"To fail is nothing, unless you continue to ignore Cosmic Ordering."
Manifestation
"When all around you are losing their heads, use Cosmic Ordering."
Manifestation
"The Jedi is a practitioner of mind mastery. He realizes that whatever they are experiencing, they are creating and that they can change their lives in an instant by changing their thoughts, their focus and the way they are observing and engaging the energy of the world around them and the people who they've invited into their lives to play whatever roles they've chosen them to play."
Spiritual
"If you want to surpass the stages of doubt and secure better communication between your inner and outer body it is wise to surpass the challenge of the words 'if only'."
Wisdom
"Stand out from the crowd, be yourself."
Self
"Whatever hand life has dealt you, seeing it positively will always make it a winning one!"
Motivation
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