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"Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star!"
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"Hollywood always wanted me to be pretty, but I fought for realism."
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"As the captain, I was going to be having the dominant role in most of the episodes, and that was appealing. I wasn't interested in coming to Hollywood to sit around."
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"I spoke to my agent and learned that a Hollywood scout had seen my proposal in one of the publishing houses, and had faxed it to Hollywood, where it was generating a lot of interest."
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"It only worked for a little while; the morning after I agreed to go with Universal, an article came out in the Hollywood trade papers, and the secret was out."
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"Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting."
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"An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer."
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"I have to go back to my younger days, when I just adored Hollywood musicals."
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"In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom."
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"Hollywood is a world all its own."
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"You know, there's so much imitation and so much pandering in Hollywood."
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"Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me."
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"Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star!"
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"Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly."
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"I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens."
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"Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him."
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