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"Sometimes absurd logic can be amusing and heart-touching."
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"Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband."
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"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."
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"When I reprimanded my son for hair like Michael Jackson he said: "I don't see the problem you wear yours like Michael Jordan.""
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"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"
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"Probably went swimming and got eaten by a pineapple."
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"Monkeys who very sensibly refrain from speech, lest they should be set to earn their livings."
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"Igor?' said Moist. 'You have an Igor?'Oh, yes,' said Hubert. 'That's how I get this wonderful light. They know the secret of storing lightning in jars! But don't let that worry you, Mr Lipspick. Just because I'm employing an Igor and working in a cellar doesn't mean I'm some sort of madman, ha ha ha!'Ha ha,' agreed Moist.Ha hah hah!,' said Hubert. 'Hahahahahaha!! Ahahahahahahhhhh!!!!!-'Bent slapped him on the back. Hubert coughed.Sorry about that, it's the air down here,' he mumbled."
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"This was beyond a joke. This had moved beyond foolishness, slipped over the line into genuine 24 karat Jesus-Christ-I-fucked-up-bigtime territory."
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"Some kid asked what a dilemma is. And I replied: When a starving man has to choose between a plate of food, and, a roll of toilet paper."
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"If size does matter, then dream-n-do big!"
Ambition
"People tend to resist a change into something new and different.But after it's succeded, they easily say that the change is a must."
Change
"If you can cope the pride when winning,then you can confront despair when lose."
Discipline
"In the future, eyeglasses see all directions simultaneously.To be able to use hemiscope, eyes and brain need to practice."
Innovation
"The ultimate form of our technological achievement will be identical to the beginning state of this nature."
Technology
"You govern people, you do good and bad things.If you don't have guts to do bad, then step aside."
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"Mankind needs new law to embrace new science."
Law
"It's no good to give money to anybody who thinks money as the root of all evil."
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"Mankind soon will be forced to utilize a kind of technology that's still rejected by current civilization."
Innovation
"If our future generations were much wilier than us,then it might be them who have led us all this time,to make decisions which fit to their pre-existence,left us live in the world of uncertainty or by faith."
Legacy
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