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"Weather forecast for tonight: dark."
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"Never weather-beaten sail more willing bent to shore."
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"The wind at Candlestick tonight is blowing with great propensity."
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"Oh the long and dreary Winter! Oh the cold and cruel Winter!"
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"The techniques I developed for studying turbulence, like weather, also apply to the stock market."
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"I rarely watch TV but I guess I'd watch the weather report since I fly so much."
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"The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather."
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"It was still quite light out of doors, but inside with the curtains drawn and the smouldering fire sending out a dim, uncertain glow, the room was full of deep shadows."
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"Bad weather always looks worse through a window."
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"There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather."
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"In fair weather prepare for foul."
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"You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar."
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"Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established."
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"The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept."
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"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
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"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."
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"I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories."
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."
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"When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent."
Work
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam."
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"Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town."
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