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George Carlin

"Weather forecast for tonight: dark."

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"Weather forecast for tonight: dark."

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"Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine."

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"In fair weather prepare for foul."

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"I think Baywatch is such a hit here because of the weather."

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"It was still quite light out of doors, but inside with the curtains drawn and the smouldering fire sending out a dim, uncertain glow, the room was full of deep shadows."

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"What was so good about it was that the set that they originally built stayed there, and weathered over the five years. It got five summers and five winters of weather. It became more and more authentic as we worked in it, and they added bits to it."

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Amber Hurdle

"The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather."

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"Oh the long and dreary Winter! Oh the cold and cruel Winter!"

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"The wind blowing through my ripped clothes was so cold that I felt like a Percysicle."

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"A crack of lightning, an explosion of thunder, the sound of pounding rain."

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"The techniques I developed for studying turbulence, like weather, also apply to the stock market."

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"It turned out I was pretty good in science. But again, because of the small budget, in science class we couldn't afford to do experiments in order to prove theories. We just believed everything. Actually, I think that class was called Religion. Religion class was always an easy class. All you had to do was suspend the logic and reasoning you were being taught in all the other classes."
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