"Weather forecast for tonight: dark."

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"It was still quite light out of doors, but inside with the curtains drawn and the smouldering fire sending out a dim, uncertain glow, the room was full of deep shadows."

Kate Chopin, American Author

Weather, Deep, Fire, Light, Shadows

"As ofttimes as it rains on my little spot of earth, you'd think I'd grow accustomed to the gloom."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

Weather, Nature, Truth, Life, Wisdom

"The wind blowing through my ripped clothes was so cold that I felt like a Percysicle."

Rick Riordan, American Novelist

Weather, Humor, Cold, Truth, Wisdom

"A few feathery flakes are scattered widely through the air, and hover downward with uncertain flight, now almost alighting on the earth, now whirled again aloft into remote regions of the atmosphere."

Nathaniel Hawthorne, American Novelist

Weather, Nature, Movement, Observation, Atmosphere

"Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine."

Anthony J. D'Angelo, American Author

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"I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm."

Jay London, American Comedian

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"Bad weather always looks worse through a window."

Tom Lehrer, American Musician

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"I rarely watch TV but I guess I'd watch the weather report since I fly so much."

Fred Schneider, American Musician

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"Oh the long and dreary Winter! Oh the cold and cruel Winter!"

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, American Poet

Weather, Winter, Emotion, Pain, Struggle

"There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather."

John Ruskin, English Writer

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"Religion is just mind control."

Religion

"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."

Evil

"I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work."

Time

"It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya."

Reality

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

Stupidity

"Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid. Then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same words that hurt can heal. It's a matter of how you pick them."

Philosophy

"Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money."

Politics

"How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."

Philosophy

"Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you."

Skepticism

"The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going."

Family