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"I always turn in my books on time, so you can always count on a book coming out when it's supposed to."

"You think you know her. Just wait and see the change. I'll have her trained in no time."

"There's no sense talking about priorities. Priorities reveal themselves. We're all transparent against the face of the clock."

"But the most important test is to take them on tour and see if you can bear to spend time with them."
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"My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it."

"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."

"I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary."

"I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year."
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