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"Never deviate from the path unless you are going to make love in the bushes ....."
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"Sometimes absurd logic can be amusing and heart-touching."
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"Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband."
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"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."
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"When I reprimanded my son for hair like Michael Jackson he said: "I don't see the problem you wear yours like Michael Jordan.""
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"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"
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"Probably went swimming and got eaten by a pineapple."
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"Monkeys who very sensibly refrain from speech, lest they should be set to earn their livings."
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"Igor?' said Moist. 'You have an Igor?'Oh, yes,' said Hubert. 'That's how I get this wonderful light. They know the secret of storing lightning in jars! But don't let that worry you, Mr Lipspick. Just because I'm employing an Igor and working in a cellar doesn't mean I'm some sort of madman, ha ha ha!'Ha ha,' agreed Moist.Ha hah hah!,' said Hubert. 'Hahahahahaha!! Ahahahahahahhhhh!!!!!-'Bent slapped him on the back. Hubert coughed.Sorry about that, it's the air down here,' he mumbled."
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"This was beyond a joke. This had moved beyond foolishness, slipped over the line into genuine 24 karat Jesus-Christ-I-fucked-up-bigtime territory."
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"Some kid asked what a dilemma is. And I replied: When a starving man has to choose between a plate of food, and, a roll of toilet paper."
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"Never stop believing that your dreams are eternal."
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"I'm so deeply in love with you it's hard to fathom. No words could provide quantifiable resonance or measure."
Love
"By the grace of god I feel you."
Faith
"Luck plays no part in the divinity of the moment that is set to transpire and make two unite into one burning flame of eternal love."
Devotion
"Acceptance is the key to finding where my truth lies in the darkness."
Awareness
"Let the desire to be understood become someone else's elusive dream. Accept we are all evolving & can be relatable mainly for reasons associated to self."
Awareness
"My mind aches with a thousand stories. All variations with shredded threads of truth."
Creativity
"Her soul whispers to his, "Take me. I am ready."
Passion
"We will never have an expiration date. Our love is destined to exist forever."
Love
"Never deviate from the path unless you are going to make love in the bushes ....."
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