"The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck."

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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."

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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."

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Terry Pratchett, English Author

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"She breathed an enormous sigh, looked at Poirot, Looked away, and suddenly blurted out, "You're too old. Nobody told me you were so old. I really don't want to be rude but - there it is. You're too old. I'm really sorry." She turned abruptly and blundered out of the room, rather like a desperate moth in lamplight. Poirot, his mouth open, heard the bang of the front door. He ejaculated: "Non d'un nom d'un nom..."

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"There is no such thing as a little freedom. Either you are all free, or you are not free."

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"In seeking truth you have to get both sides of a story."

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"I think somebody ought to do a survey as to how many great, important men have quit to spend time with their families who spent any more time with their family."

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"When you're bringing in a fairly unknown candidate challenging a sitting president, the population needs a lot more information than reduced coverage provides."

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"The great sadness of my life is that I never achieved the hour newscast, which would not have been twice as good as the half-hour newscast, but many times as good."

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"America's health care system is neither healthy, caring, nor a system."

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