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"What do you think is the problem? You're a cute kid-uh, guy. Man. You're a cuteman."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."
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"We're gonna lie when the truth is hard? That's how this relationship is going to work? All righty, then."
Honesty
"That means life itself is a fairy tale. Like the characters, we all live and love and search for a happily-ever-after."
Fantasy
"There are two kinds of people,' she'd said. 'Those who coast through life like ducks in a row, following one after the other, and those who ride the waves.' Tears spilled down my cheeks, and my voice cracked. "'Ride the waves, baby, and live. Live."
Adventure
"What's this about?""Finally. Interest," was the only response."If this is one of your tricks..." Like the time Torin had ordered hundreds of blow-up dolls and placed them throughout the fortress, all because Paris had foolishly complained about the lack of female companionship in town. The plastic "ladies" had stared our from every corner, their wide eyes and let-me-suck-you mouths taunting everyone who passed them.Things like that happened when Torin was bored."
Humor
"Scars speak for you. They say you're strong, and you've survived something that might have killed others."
Survival
"This woman might have a daughter, but she was as innocent and pure as newly fallen snow."
Innocence
"But you will trust me again, Annabelle. You will want me again, and we will be together. I will behave. You'll see."
Redemption
"The boy I was craved Kat. The man I am craves Milla."
Desire
"To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome."
Confidence
"What do you think is the problem? You're a cute kid-uh, guy. Man. You're a cuteman."
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