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Nora Roberts

"Remind me not to piss you off Red. You might aim for the heart and shoot me in the balls."

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"Remind me not to piss you off Red. You might aim for the heart and shoot me in the balls."

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"She was tough in the best sense of the word. She'd taken blows, the disappointments, and had worked her way through them. Some people, he knew, would have buckled under, found a clutch, or given up. But she had carved a place for herself and made it work."
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"She sighed once, wishing she had a talent for the details of telling stories. She wasn't bad at themes, she mused, but she could never figure out how to turn a theme into an engaging tale. So she read instead, and admired those who could."
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"The tune was sad, as the best of Ireland was, melancholy and lovely as a lover's tears."
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"She pressed her mouth to his throat, his shoulder, would have absorbed him into her skin if she'd known a way."
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"I admire independence. The world would be a stronger place if we were all capable of handling life on our own. But being capable of it doesn't mean being unable to share and depend on someone else. It shouldn't mean being unwilling to. That's the romance."
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"Family's the luck of the draw, Lena. What you make of yourself, because of or despite it, that's where the spine and heart come in."
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"Grayson: Fiction is just a lie anyway.Brianna: But it's not - it's a different kind of truth - it would be your truth at the time of the writing, wouldn't it?"
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"Do you see that out there? The strange, unfamiliar light? It's called the sun. Let's go get us a little."
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