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"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."
"Crap, are you thinking what I'm thinking?""I'm thinking we have about fifteen vampires and no blood," Claire said. "Is that it?""No, I was thinking we're out of chips. Of course that's what I was thinking."
"Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness."
"Name the greatest of all inventors: Accident."
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"Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children."
"Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit."
"The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic."
"A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station."
"I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread."
"Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries."
"I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't."
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