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"Fella says today, 'Depression is over. I seen a jackrabbit, an' they wasn't nobody after him.' An' another fella says, 'That aint the reason. Can't afford to kill jackrabbits no more. Catch 'em and milk 'em an' turn 'em loose. One you seen prob'ly gone dry."
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"Does your guilty past catch up so fast with your age? You've been robbing hex nuts, cap nuts, lock nuts and wing nuts. No wonder you have turned into a greedy nut."
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"Lebanese freedom of speech : You get to say whatever you like as long as the authorities approve of it... Hilarious."
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"Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with."
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"The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!"
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"Or he'd watch the news: more plagues, more famines, more floods, more insect or microbe or small-mammal outbreaks, more droughts, more chickenshit boy-soldier wars in distant countries. Why was everything so much like itself?"
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"Smile for the camera, pretty little Sydney Tar Ponds."
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"All men are fools, if truth be told, but the ones in motley are more amusing than ones with crowns."
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"They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters."
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"After having so nobly disentangled themselves from the shackles of Parental Authority, by a Clandestine Marriage, they were determined never to forfeit the good opinion they had gained in the World, in so doing, by accepting any proposals of reconciliation that might be offered them by their Fathers, to their farther trial of their noble independence however they never were exposed."
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"There is no necessity to separate the monarch from the mob; all authority is equally bad."
Authority

"There were poisons so subtle that to know their properties one had to sicken of them. There were maladies so strange that one had to pass through them if one sought to understand their nature."
Knowledge

"I never approve, or disapprove, of anything now. It is an absurd attitude to take towards life."
Philosophy

"And the young Fisherman said to himself: "How strange a thing this is! The Priest telleth me that the Soul is worth all the gold in the world, and the merchants say that it is not worth a clipped piece of silver."
Philosophy

"In fact, now you mention the subject, I have been very bad in my own small way.I don't think you should be so proud of that, though I am sure it must have been very pleasant."
Behavior

"The aim of life is self-development. To realize one's nature perfectly - that is what each of us is here for."
Philosophy

"This woman is a genius in the day time and a beauty at night."
Society

"Man can believe the impossible, but man can never believe the improbable."
Man

"After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations."
Forgiveness

"I threw the pearl of my soul into a cup of wine. I went down the primrose path to the sound of flutes. I lived on honeycomb."
Philosophy
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