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"If men have a smell it's usually an accident."
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"Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men."
"My attitude toward men who mess around is simple: If you find 'em, kill 'em."
"I cannot help fearing that men may reach a point where they look on every new theory as a danger, every innovation as a toilsome trouble, every social advance as a first step toward revolution, and that they may absolutely refuse to move at all."
"Like all weak men he laid an exaggerated stress on not changing one's mind."
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"Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip."
"Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling."
"If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck."
"I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away."
"Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it."
"I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family."
"Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately."
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