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Emo Philips

"Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil."

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"Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil."

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"If he did not speak his tale, it grew dank and musty, it shrank inside him, while with the telling the tale stayed fresh and virtuous."

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"Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist."
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