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"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out."
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"In a false quarrel there is no true valor."
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"The Egyptians could run to Egypt, the Syrians into Syria. The only place we could run was into the sea, and before we did that we might as well fight."
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"We shall heal our wounds, collect our dead and continue fighting."
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"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."
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"National armies fight nations, royal armies fight their like, the first obey a mob, always demented and the second a king, generally sane."
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"The lucky thing was that I was Italian; when the other Italians saw me fight back, they came to my defence."
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"It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them."
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"We are not going back to the failed policies of the past. We are fighting for the middle class!"
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"If they do something like that, maybe a Freddy Krueger fan, a girl, a really sick goth girl starts killing kids herself and Freddy has to put a stop to it, or they have to fight it out."
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"I feel like I'm always fighting not to repeat myself."
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"Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about."
Argument
"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people."
People
"If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all."
Life
"Men who do things without being told draw the most wages."
Men
"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."
Wife
"What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm."
Favorite
"We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together."
Marriage
"I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."
Time
"I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it."
Family
"My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet."
Father
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