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"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it."
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"Laughter isn't a sign of insanity but a shield against it."

"Don't take life too seriously - learn to laugh at yourself."

"Isn't it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like, four times a day. God put it in them. He put the laugh in us, but I think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks."

"Ha ha ha ha! Tee-hee-hee!Mwa-ha mwa-ha!Kee kee kee!Ho ho ho ho! Haw-hee-haw! Heh heh heh heh!Gah guffaw! Hoo hoo hoo hoo!Hoi hoi-eee!Ba ha ha ha! Tsee tsee tsee!Giggle, titter,snicker, crow,laughter makesmy 'happy' grow!"

"If you can laugh at yourself, you have already achieved freedom."

"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."

"Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter."
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"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."

"I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book."

"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
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