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"So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of "The Most Offensive Song Ever" with lyrics intact."
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"Being a Christian is more than just an instantaneous conversion - it is a daily process whereby you grow to be more and more like Christ."
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"We have to become saints. We have to become like Christ. Anything less is simply not enough."
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"The word "Christianity" is already a misunderstanding - in reality there has been only one Christian, and he died on the Cross."
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"Christ was only crucified once and for a few hours. Think of the hundreds of thousands whom Christ has been crucifying in a quiet way ever since."
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"Re-telling the Christian story is the essence of my vocation. That has been going on since the Evangelists in one form or another."
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"I have a great mind to believe in Christianity for the mere pleasure of fancying I may be damned."
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"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else."
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"Universalism as an ideal is as old as nay, is probably much more ancient than the Christian ideal."
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"Christ's crucifix shall be made an excuse for executing criminals."
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"Spreading the news is your duty as a Christian, and there are many ways to do this."
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"It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want."
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"Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?"
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"My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there."
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"We have it, we're lucky enough that we've created a show where it's not about... a family, or a kid, it's about a town."
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"We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves."
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"We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park but just a real life photo of a piece of pooh dressed up like Mr. Hankey, and a lot of people didn't, they didn't even know what it was."
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"I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid."
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"Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be."
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"No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'"
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"I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff."
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