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"So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of "The Most Offensive Song Ever" with lyrics intact."
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"I've had a lot of struggles and I would be in a lot of trouble, I think, if I wasn't a Christian."
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"The Christian missionary may preach the gospel to the poor naked heathen, but the spiritual heathen who populate Europe have as yet heard nothing of Christianity."
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"For the Christian, heaven is where Jesus is. We do not need to speculate on what heaven will be like. It is enough to know that we will be for ever with Him."
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"One of my good friends is Christian, goes to church every Sunday, very religious. I'm fine with that and I will never judge her."
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"When may a revival be expected? When the wickedness of the wicked grieves and distresses the Christian."
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"In the early days of Christianity the exercise of chastity was frequently combined with a close and romantic intimacy of affection between the sexes which shocked austere moralists."
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"It is more than a book, it is an institution which rules the Christian world."
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"I don't enjoy. I suffer from enjoying. It's very Christian."
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"The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult and left untried."
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"In the nineties I was doing those Blues Bureau records, but over the past two years, I have really gone back to my Christian roots and have been born again."
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"Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable."
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"I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff."
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"It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great."
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"Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike."
Humor
"It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart at its center. Other cartoon shows have people crap on each other and make racist jokes. But I don't think people tune in for that. I just don't think a show lasts for 10 years without a heart."
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"I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid."
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"It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want."
Fun
"We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us."
People
"My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there."
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"It was exactly the same on the South Park movie really too. There's lots of violence in that too, but it always came down to anything sexual... They don't care about anything else."
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