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"A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary."
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"They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, That a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee."
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"Any committee is only as good as the most knowledgeable, determined and vigorous person on it. There must be somebody who provides the flame."
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"Can any of you seriously say the Bill of Rights could get through Congress today? It wouldn't even get out of committee."
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"I'm a member of the US committee o the United Nations."
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"I have no personal vendetta against Clarence Thomas. I seek only to provide the committee with information which it may regard as relevant."
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"We have almost a city has probably two or three hundred committees. Every committee is dealing with just one problem and has nothing to do with the other problems."
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"We always carry out by committee anything in which any one of us alone would be too reasonable to persist."
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"Jim, I'm not aware of any formal requests from the Senate Judiciary Committee for these kinds of documents."
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"Can anything be more Un-American than the Un-American committee?"
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"My feeling has always been that 'Good Eats' would have never happened had it been left to a committee."
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"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back."
College
"You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart."
Heart
"I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars."
Will
"If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race."
Race
"Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great."
Actor
"A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better."
Press
"The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion."
Religion
"I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is."
Faces
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."
Life
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."
People
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