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"A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary."
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"There were no gifts. Everything is properly accounted for. I provided testimony and evidence to the committee... This was all stuff that was previously known."
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"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."
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"I think George Allen from Virginia was a distinguished governor, he's a distinguished senator and head of the Senatorial Campaign Committee and won some significant victories. He is a very attractive guy and would make a tremendous president."
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"A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary."
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"And in that confirmation process, I sat for 17 hours in front of a senate judiciary committee."
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"Today, everything has to be made by committee, and has to have special effects, but there's always room for good films."
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"Can anything be more Un-American than the Un-American committee?"
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"They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, That a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee."
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"Can any of you seriously say the Bill of Rights could get through Congress today? It wouldn't even get out of committee."
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"We have almost a city has probably two or three hundred committees. Every committee is dealing with just one problem and has nothing to do with the other problems."
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"Imitation is the sincerest form of television."
Imitation
"Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done."
Men
"Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure."
Failure
"Television is a medium because anything well done is rare."
Television
"All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it."
Humor
"A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better."
Press
"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back."
College
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."
Life
"I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is."
Faces
"A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done."
People
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