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"I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team."
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"If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it."
Will
"I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team."
Politics
"Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was."
Time
"You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it."
Society
"The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water."
Water
"Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before."
Tax
"So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The Man Who Wouldn't Die. I don't know if this is true or not, but I think some people, not many, are starting to wonder why I'm still around."
People
"This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security."
Age
"Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?"
Talk
"Television has a real problem. They have no page two."
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"The most dangerous thing to the USA population is not North Korea, it is the USA government."
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"Politicians look for interests not people."
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Personal Development
"When men reject reason, they have no means left for dealing with one another - except brute, physical force."
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"Office politics are bloody-minded, but weak on content."
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"Not to dampen any parade, but if one asks if there is a single thing about Mr. Obama's Senate record, or state legislature record, or current program, that could possibly justify his claim to the presidency one gets ... what? Not much. Similarly lightweight unqualified 'white' candidates have overcome this objection, to be sure, but what kind of standard is that?"
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"The woman who can't influence her husband to vote the way she wants ought to be ashamed of herself."
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"Experience is in the fingers and the head. The heart is inexperienced."
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"And they that rule in England, in stately conclaves met, alas, alas for England they have no graves as yet."
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"I believe the term is 'eminent domain.'Ah, yes. That means 'theft by the government."
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"There is no single truth in a world ruled by many political parties."
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