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"Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two."
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"Our national media refuses to report that even the Supreme Court did not say marriage was a human right in all cases nor did it say that the heterosexual definition violated anyone's right or that the heterosexual definition of marriage was unconstitutional."
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"Just as one has no choice but to defecate, one has no choice but to get married. If your mind remains single, then there is no problem. However, one has no choice but marry if the mind is already married."
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"A young man married is a man that's marred."
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"When she had first crossed the dry and dusty world which his mind inhabited she had been like a spring shower; in opening himself to it he had not been mistaken. He had gone wrong only in assuming that marriage, by itself, gave him either power or title to appropriate that freshness. As he now saw, one might as well have thought one could buy a sunset by buying the field from which one had seen it."
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"What tale do you like best to hear?' 'Oh, I have not much choice! They generally run on the same theme - courtship; and promise to end in the same catastrophe - marriage."
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"What nonsense people talk about happy marriages!" exclaimed Lord Henry. " A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her."
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"An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know."
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"You cannot really get married by mistake. You can only marry the wrong person."
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"Don't constantly make angry your wife. Once she throws you out of her heart, there is no appeal."
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"How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive."
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"Trial. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless characters of judges, advocates and jurors."
Justice
"Edible - good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm."
Man
"Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others."
Conservative
"Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in proportion to their readiness to doubt."
Man
"Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white."
Art
"Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable."
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"Consul - in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country."
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"Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another."
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"The small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name of knowledge."
Knowledge
"Irreligion - the principal one of the great faiths of the world."
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