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Jeff Foxworthy

"The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him."

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"The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him."

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"It is not how fast a tree grows, but how well. It is not how big a fruit is, but how sweet."

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"Quality has to be caused, not controlled."

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