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"What most people in our culture mean by being lovable is essentially a mixture between being popular and having sex appeal."

"If you insist upon fighting to protect me, or 'our' country, let it be understood soberly and rationally between us that you are fighting to gratify a sex instinct which I cannot share; to procure benefits where I have not shared and probably will not share."

"Okay we both know... what happens... with sex... different places... different time... different date... different rooms... the biatch is still bitchy.... very bitchy as pitchy.... The agony - DOOOOOO YOU FEEL IT?- wE JUST PREDICTED THE FUTURE!"

"Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!"

"The most unfair thing about sex is that men are almost always guaranteed an orgasm."

"If I had my way, I would have sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll at least 4-6 hours a day. So long as there are going to be things in the way of that, we're going to have a revolution."

"Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex."

"Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen."
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"Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle."

"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."
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