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"A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock."
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"Surrender your forces and give yourselves and your troops the opportunity to be a part of Iraq's future and not a part of Iraq's past."
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"The real advantage for me is that I have the opportunity to lead worship every Sunday."
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"It may be that you've just missed a great opportunity that should have been your turning point towards the direction of greatness. What next? Go into your closet and learn your lessons; "opportunity missed may not be regained, but new opportunity can be recreated with the will that have to work harder!"
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"Having the opportunity to fly the first flight of something like a space shuttle was the ultimate test flight."
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"When the boat is waiting for you, when the rows are waiting for you, when the calm sea is waiting for you, when the sun is waiting for you, when everything is ready to help you to move forward, be there or those who wait will go away!"
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"Chaos in the world brings uneasiness, but it also allows the opportunity for creativity and growth."
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"If you cannot find the distinctive opportunities you want, you can create the distinctive opportunities you want but you can't find!"
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"Everyone has their own calling, but not everyone is looking for the phone, or either they missed the call, or just not answered it."
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"We respect the role of the Senate. We respect the authority of the Senate to look at the qualifications of Judge Roberts, and at the end of the day I'm optimistic that if given a fair hearing and a fair opportunity, that he will be confirmed."
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"All mankind is divided into three classes: those that are immovable, those that are movable, and those that move."
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"I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough."
Army
"I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness."
Performance
"I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road."
Driving
"I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world."
End
"I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it."
Military
"I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger."
Home
"My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese."
Family
"After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride."
Cause
"I was born nine months premature."
Months
"Do you know it was a year a ago today?"
Today
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