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Denis Norden

"And if you can offer an explanation as to why it doesn't work then you've got to the whole root of comedy."

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"And if you can offer an explanation as to why it doesn't work then you've got to the whole root of comedy."

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"The job description, like most, used complicated words that made job-hopefuls hesitant to apply because it may be out of their range of capability."

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"When employees are motivated and love what they do you will see higher productivity, less turnover, healthier communication, increased loyalty, and a happier environment."

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"The movie adaptations of stage musicals that I've seen, without exception, in my opinion don't work. A lot of people would disagree with me."

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"And if you can offer an explanation as to why it doesn't work then you've got to the whole root of comedy."
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