"If I didn't laugh, absurdity would get the best of me."

Humor, Laughter, Absurdity, Coping

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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

Humor, Truth, Wisdom, Life, Regret

"I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'"

Doug Coupland, Canadian Author

Humor, Clocks, Future, Right

"Laughter can deflate almost any problem down to its proper size."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

Humor, Laughter, Truth, Happiness, Life

"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."

Stanley Victor Paskavich, American Politician

Humor, Mental, Friend, Imagination

"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

Humor, Happiness, Truth, Wisdom

"I laugh for sheer medicinal purposes, because I feel I might die otherwise."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

Humor, Happiness, Truth, Inspirational, Power

"Rest assured you make perfectly good nonsense. I understand you one-hundred-percent not at all."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

Humor, Nonsense, Truth, Wisdom

"Extolling the virtues of conservation of energy, Churchill advised, "Never stand when you can sit, and never sit when you can lie down."

Winston Churchill, English Statesman

Humor, Energy, Advice, Observation

"Hey, guard! Ian hollered out loud. "Do you think we could get a bathroom break? The guard seemed to snicker as he pointed to the grass outside the cell. Eena smirked at how dead-on her thoughts had been after all. "Come on, Ian complained. "She can't do that, she's a girl. The soldier smiled wryly, a shrug communicating his indifference. Eena laughed in her mind. (I don't know what you think's so funny. You're the one who's gotta pee.) Oddly enough, that fact just made her laugh even more."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

Humor, Truth, Today, Power

"Did you talk to him about it?""Oh, sure. Nothing happened, yadda yadda. The usual. But my maydar went off like crazy.""Maydar?""As in, he may be thinking about super hot sex with her. Like radar, only not as sure."

Rachel Caine, Canadian Actress

Humor, Jealousy, Doubt, Friendship

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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."

"I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'"

"Laughter can deflate almost any problem down to its proper size."

"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."

"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."

"I laugh for sheer medicinal purposes, because I feel I might die otherwise."

"Rest assured you make perfectly good nonsense. I understand you one-hundred-percent not at all."

"Extolling the virtues of conservation of energy, Churchill advised, "Never stand when you can sit, and never sit when you can lie down."

"Did you talk to him about it?""Oh, sure. Nothing happened, yadda yadda. The usual. But my maydar went off like crazy.""Maydar?""As in, he may be thinking about super hot sex with her. Like radar, only not as sure."

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"My wants are so simple I don't even know what they are."

"It isn't drugs addicts have to give up. It's misery."

"An avalanche doesn't look back at the damage it causes."

"Accidents are built into the road."

"Be independent, and do what you will."

"The people who enlighten us are the ones who tell us their secrets."

"Order is what exists before you start arranging things."

"Better to stay home than travel in a hurry."

"The world is endlessly fascinating to those who take the time to look."

"To keep a warm heart in winter is the real victory."