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"I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution."
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"When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars."
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"I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me."
"The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you."
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