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"Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it."
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"The press briefing today I believe has lost much of its usefulness."
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"The press Yazoo were receiving were focused on the voice, This obviously was about trends."
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"With the press there is no "off the record.""
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"I do not speak frequently or otherwise to the press."
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"We were disliked by the press in the early days because they couldn't put their finger on us, and that was the case with Zeppelin as well."
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"I have a much better relationship with the press than I did, I think because I stood my ground."
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"I said I did not know enough about UNICEF to handle a press conference and she said they would not want to talk about it they would only want to talk about films."
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"We had so much press, and then they get bored... I think we've done well to keep going."
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"I've had much nastier things said about me in the British press than in the Bosnian press."
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"The press is like a big bass, you just stick a hook in their mouth and they'll take it."
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."
Argument
"Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?"
Washington
"Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen."
Ocean
"I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."
Home
"Hermits have no peer pressure."
Pressure
"I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."
Now
"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'"
Baby
"Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?"
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"I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly."
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