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"This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security."
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"If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it."
Will

"Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got."
Time

"I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team."
Politics

"Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was."
Time

"I worship the quicksand he walks in."
Admiration

"Television has a real problem. They have no page two."
Television

"You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it."
Society

"Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?"
Talk

"This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security."
Age

"A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it."
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"When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age."
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"The credit of advancing science has always been due to individuals and never to the age."
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"It seems as if an age of genius must be succeeded by an age of endeavour; riot and extravagance by cleanliness and hard work."
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"You should not consider a man's age but his acts."
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"Age merely shows what children we remain."
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"Never let your tiny age misguide you to think the time is not yet up. Get up and do it at any age."
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"Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise."
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"The golden age is before us, not behind us."
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"It is the malady of our age that the young are so busy teaching us that they have no time left to learn."
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"Not even old age knows how to love death."
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