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Dave Barry

"It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate."

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"It is the mind that makes the body."

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"Shame on the body for breaking down while the spirit perseveres."

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"The poet gives us his essence, but prose takes the mold of the body and mind."

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"The sky was clear - remarkably clear - and the twinkling of all the stars seemed to be but throbs of one body, timed by a common pulse."

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"To have a body is to suffer."

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Amber Hurdle

"Critical lice are like body lice, which desert corpses to seek the living."

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"Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno."

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"A moving body whose motion was not retarded by any resisting force would continue to move to all eternity."

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"We employ the mind to rule, the body to serve."

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"They put me in a whole body suit, from my neck to my ankles. It was so bad, I couldn't straighten my legs."

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Dave Barry
"I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regardless of their political or cultural differences--accuse each other of cheating."

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Dave Barry
"What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death."

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Dave Barry
"Kakimi chertyami oni viigrali holodnuyu voinu?'This translates roughly to: 'How the hell did these people win the Cold War?"

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Dave Barry
"I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a moral person, but I'm definitely not religious, and I'm very tired of the preachiness and obsession with other people's behavior characteristic of many religious people in the United States. As far as I could tell, there's nothing preachy about Buddhism. I was in a lot of temples, and I still don't know what Buddhists believe, except that at one point Kunio said 'If you do bad things, you will be reborn as an ox.'This makes as much sense to me as anything I ever heard from, for example, the Reverend Pat Robertson."

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Dave Barry
"The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition."

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Dave Barry
"Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically."

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Dave Barry
"I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer."

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"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."

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"We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires."

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"The Hawaiian language is quite unusual because when the original Polynesians came in their canoes, most of their consonants were washed overboard in a storm, and they arrived here with almost nothing but vowels. All the streets have names like Kal'ia'iou'amaa'aaa'eiou, and many street signs spontaneously generate new syllables during the night."

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