"This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!"

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"Men use thought only as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts."

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"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."

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"Men use thought only as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts."

"Of all the men that have run for president in the twentieth century, only George McGovern truly understood what a monument America could be to the human race."

"Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice."

"Man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, then steps in it."

"Men should not try to overstrain their goodness more than any other faculty, bodily or mental."

"Priests are not men of the world; it is not intended that they should be; and a University training is the one best adapted to prevent their becoming so."

"It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one."

"I have made as much out of myself as could be made of the stuff, and no man should require more."

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