top of page
.png){kind=small}
"Marriage is like a toothbrush. It starts out smooth and gets kind of prickly towards the end."
Standard
Customized
Exlpore more Marriage quotes
"You do not marry a woman, but you marry your imagination of her."
"Any fool can marry, but only the wise live happily ever after."
"Before marriage a man prays that she accepts, after marriage a woman prays that he accepts."
"After a long time in laboratories, psychologists have discovered the holy grail of a happy marriage: I applied it and it didn't work."
Explore more quotes by Lois Greiman
"Maybe in fairytales you're only as old as you feel, but here in L. A. you're every second as old as your pores."
"Analyzing dreams is much like walking on water. There are a limited number of people who do it well."
"And thanks to Christina McMullen, who has taught me that common sense and intelligence need not have any correlation whatsoever."
"Yeah, world peace would be all right, but what about a day off in a slab of ham the size of my head."
"Men have two outstanding features--their brains and their genitalia. Unfortunately, both rarely function simultaneously."
"He looked from His heavens and saw it was good, the toes and the crows all looked like they should. The bunny was quick, the finch bright as a daisy, the owl flew at night, and the tortoise was lazy."
bottom of page