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"I went out every single night so I was never alone with my stepfather. At 12, I stopped going on holiday with them. The times I was alone with him I always made sure I was all covered up."
"When I did Taming of the Shrew, I was very tired, and I decided to have a holiday and make a documentary."
"Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox, that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home."
"Glittering tinsel,lights, glass balls, and candy canesdangle from pine trees."
"Christmas is a season not only of rejoicing but of reflection."
"I have the biggest sweet tooth. After the holidays, I gotta start working out."
Explore more quotes by Tim Vine
"I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum."
"Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin."
"So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'"
"So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'"
"You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox."
"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."
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