"I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again."

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"I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again."

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"I knew there was something I had to do yesterday. I couldn't remember what it is. I can't figure it out. I know it's a holiday. I know I don't have a meeting. It's very confusing."

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