"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks."

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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."

Ovid, Roman Poet

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Eleanor Roosevelt, American First Lady

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"There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile."

Honore De Balzac, French Novelist

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"Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up."

Sandra Bullock, American Actress

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"Because I have work to care about, it is possible that I may be less difficult to get along with than other women when the double chins start to form."

Gloria Steinem, American Activist

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"We are women. We are a subject people who have inherited an alien culture."

Kate Millett, American Activist

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"I became obsessed with all these women who die never feeling they did anything extraordinary with their lives."

Salma Hayek, Mexican Actress

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"Most women's magazines simply try to mold women into bigger and better consumers."

Gloria Steinem, American Activist

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"No compliment can be eloquent, except as an expression of indifference."

George Eliot, British Author

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George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

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