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"I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it."
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"I've never listened to music lying down. Listening's reading if you close your eyes.Music's a wood you walk through."

"Active listening requires being fully present and engaged in the moment."

"And no one will listen to us until we listen to ourselves."

"Heed Your Speed. Are you a fast or a slow talker? Be mindful towards the person with whom you are speaking to ensure that your message is being comprehended, understood, and absorbed. If they are listening at a slower rate than you are speaking, disconnect can occur."

"I wanted to make somebody feel like Coltrane made me feel, listening to it."

"The ears and the heart are connected, it's true,for when ears open wide, the heart opens up too."

"When somebody plays music, you listen. you just follow those sounds, and eventually you understand the music. the point can't be explained in words because music is not words, but after listening for a while, you understand the point of it, and that point is the music itself. in exactly the same way, you can listen to all experiences."
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"I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better."

"You're just another american who is willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick being shoved up your asshole every day... The owners of this country know the truth... it's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it!"

"No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to."

"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect."

"He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly."

"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood."

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

"I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should be able to have more than my fair share."
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