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"I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it."
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"During a conversation, listening is as powerful as loving."

"It is a tremendous gift to simply and truly listen to another."

"Heed Your Speed. Are you a fast or a slow talker? Be mindful towards the person with whom you are speaking to ensure that your message is being comprehended, understood, and absorbed. If they are listening at a slower rate than you are speaking, disconnect can occur."

"He knew most men only heard what they wanted to hear, and he had no desire to be like most men."

"When somebody plays music, you listen. you just follow those sounds, and eventually you understand the music. the point can't be explained in words because music is not words, but after listening for a while, you understand the point of it, and that point is the music itself. in exactly the same way, you can listen to all experiences."

"How often have I noticed or, indeed, listened to him? We talk, but do I actually listen, or is our conversation mainly a question of my waiting for him to stop and for it to be my turn to say something? For how many of us is that what conversation means - the setting up of our lines?"
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"He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly."

"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect."

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

"I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work."

"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit."

"I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories."

"I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions."
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