"Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again."

"Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had."

"Think twice before you speak - and you'll find everyone talking about something else."

"Courage is sometimes frail as hope is frail: a fragile shoot between two stones that grows brave toward the sun though warmth and brightness fail, striving and faith the only strength it knows."