"I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That's the only way you learn how to do it."

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"I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That's the only way you learn how to do it."

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"My favourite all-time work of fiction: Lord of the Rings. My favourite all-time nonfiction book: Guns, Germs, and Steel. Ask me again next week, you'll get a different answer."

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"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'."

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"All I can say about life is, 'Oh God, enjoy it!'"

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"I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do."

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"I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable."

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"Funny is funny is funny."

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