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"I laugh at these People who has it all and Still Complain."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."
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"Love is burning in my heart, oh love is shining from the start, don't let it die tonight."
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"I Can't Be With Her , But it Ain't Stopping Me From Loving Her."
Love

"They'll Keep Telling You Win The Game, But I 'm Telling You, Always Enjoy Being a part Of It."
Motivation

"The Wicked ones always thinking that reaching out for someone is nothing but a sign of weakness , so from their point of view , reaching out for someone you loved with your heart, mind & soul is a weakness ,I think it's nothing but a trash talk , now while trying to reach out for you I'm stronger than ever , emotionally , physically & mentally and I'm not expecting in thing in return even meeting you in person . Life is weird."
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"When she needs you, she knows how to find you, but when you need her, she's too busy to be with you."
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"Nobility, I always have one thing common with you , I always think you're an angel."
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"You've got the best of me."
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"You Keep Looking at what you want but you can't have it , and once you have it it will never be the same."
Life

"Every time I listen to my soundtrack anxiety attack one thought coming on my mind is holding you tight and feeling being safe in your arms, you're my fortune."
Love

"You can kill our love, but you can't delete our memories together."
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