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"An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer."
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"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back."
College

"Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making."
Men

"The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference."
Advertising

"We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion."
History

"Television is a medium because anything well done is rare."
Television

"Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great."
Actor

"The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand."
Time

"Television is the triumph of machine over people."
People

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."
People

"A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better."
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"I don't think there's a back lot here in Hollywood anymore that has those streets, like a French Quarter."
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"Hollywood could use less instead of more of everything."
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"Well, in Bradford I could say I was brought up in Bradford and Hollywood."
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"The trap is that you then just start doing stuff about Hollywood, which I don't really want to do."
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"Writers never get a very good deal in Hollywood."
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"If Washington is a two-party town, why can't Hollywood be one too?"
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"Michael Moore became an industry hero and the most visible symbol of the Hollywood left."
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"Silence is the sure sign that you're on your way out in Hollywood."
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"I was in an awful lot of trouble in Hollywood."
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"I really don't consider myself to be a conventional Hollywood star. I've never really been marketed by the big studios to do mass market box office films."
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