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Emo Philips

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

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"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

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Donna Grant

"See, I respect boxing because it has given me so much and that's why I will never allow anyone to mistreat the sport of boxing if I can help it."

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Donna Grant

"But I did a lot of boxing and I was captain of an Australian surf club."

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Donna Grant

"The boxing world is full of all kinds of corruption."

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Donna Grant

"The bell that tolls for all in boxing belongs to a cash register."

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Donna Grant

"I've been a boxing fan ever since I was a kid."

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Donna Grant

"Well I am grooming him, he has a boxing trainer that knows what he is talking about, and once he has that he is able to put everything together and he listens, and when somebody listens they are able to accomplish anything."

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Donna Grant

"I think it's fair to say I've always been a boxing fan."

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Donna Grant

"Boxing is smoky halls and kidneys battered until they bleed."

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Donna Grant

"Later in July I'm going to be promoting and putting on a boxing show of amateur fighters from July 21st through the 28th where one hundred kids will be fighting and competing with each other to see who's going to be the best."

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Donna Grant

"Boxing is the toughest and loneliest sport in the world."

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Emo Philips
"Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something."

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Emo Philips
"England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'."

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Emo Philips
"I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator."

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Emo Philips
"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."

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Emo Philips
"Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day."

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Emo Philips
"I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them."

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Emo Philips
"I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy."

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Emo Philips
"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."

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Emo Philips
"I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks."

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Emo Philips
"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."

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