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"I think this goes more to the idea of 'relentless irony' than 'divine providence."

"His name is Tyson? I hate to break it to you, but you dated a brand of chicken."

"Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another."
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"You know, the whole thing about perfectionism. The perfectionism is very dangerous. Because of course if your fidelity to perfectionism is too high, you never do anything. Because doing anything results in...it's actually kind of tragic because you sacrifice how gorgeous and perfect it is in your head for what it really is. And there were a couple of years where I really struggled with that."

"I often think I can see it in myself and in other young writers, this desperate desire to please coupled with a kind of hostility to the reader."

"Why do prostitutes when they get straight always try and get so prim? It's like long-repressed librarian-ambitions come flooding out."

"One of the things that makes Wittgenstein a real artist to me is that he realized that no conclusion could be more horrible than solipsism."

"The patriotic or religious bumper stickers always seem to be on the biggest, most disgustingly selfish vehicles driven by the ugliest, most inconsiderate and aggressive drivers, who are usually talking on cell phones as they cut people off in order to get just twenty stupid feet ahead in the traffic jam..."

"Nuclear weapons and TV have simply intensified the consequences of our tendencies, upped the stakes."

"I think I was very often bored as a child, but boredom is not what I knew it as-what I knew was that I worried a lot."

"I think TV promulgates the idea that good art is just art which makes people like and depend on the vehicle that brings them the art."
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