"Wit is the lowest form of humor."

Humor, Wit

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"Laughter comes later, like wisdom teeth. And laughter at yourself comes last of all in a mad race with death. And sometimes, it isn't in time."

John Steinbeck, American Author

Humor, Laughter, Wisdom, Mortality

"Pessimist - one who when he has the choice of two evils chooses both."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

Humor, Pessimism, Evil, Choice, Irony

"Pardon my French if you're a religious man.''I am,' Bill said, grinning.'Then get outta my cab and go to fucking church,' the cabbie said, and they both burst out laughing."

Stephen King, American Author

Humor, Faith, Truth, Wisdom

"Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? Youtake delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves.""You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. Theyare my old friends. I have heard you mention them with considerationthese last twenty years at least."

Jane Austen, British Writer

Humor, Marriage, Family, Nerves

"You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country."

Robert Frost, American Poet

Humor, Country, Right

"April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four."

Mark Twain, American Author

Humor, April, Fool, Day

"Did you hear what I was playing, Lane?I didn't think it polite to listen, sir."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

Humor, Politeness, Listening, Conversation

"Never try to out-stubborn a cat."

Robert A. Heinlein, American Writer

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"In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards."

Mark Twain, American Author

Humor, God, Idiots, Practice, School

"I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries."

Stephen King, American Author

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"For fools rush in where angels fear to tread."

Fear

"So vast is art, so narrow human wit."

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"Lo! The poor Indian, whose untutored mind sees God in clouds, or hears him in the wind."

Nature

"On life's vast ocean diversely we sail. Reasons the card, but passion the gale."

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"The ruling passion, be it what it will. The ruling passion conquers reason still."

Passion

"Extremes in nature equal ends produce; In man they join to some mysterious use."

Nature

"For modes of faith let graceless zealots fight, His can't be wrong whose life is in the right."

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"True politeness consists in being easy one's self, and in making every one about one as easy as one can."

Wisdom

"No woman ever hates a man for being in love with her, but many a woman hate a man for being a friend to her."

Friendship

"Know then this truth, enough for man to know virtue alone is happiness below."

Happiness