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"False friends are like our shadow, keeping close to us while we walk in the sunshine, but leaving us the instant we cross into the shade."
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"No nation has friends only interests."
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"We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone."
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"When you share your moments of joy with friends, that memory lasts forever."
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"Friendship needs no words - it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness."
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"At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory."
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"Writing is a lonely job unless you're a drinker, in which case you always have a friend within reach."
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"Try to have as diverse group of friends as possible and don't get into the the clique scenario."
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"Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends."
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"A true friend is a person that will shout at you when you're wrong, hold your hand when you fall down, dance with you during the good times, and stay with you during your ups and downs."
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"I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right."
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"I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things."
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"There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake."
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"I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone."
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"I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it."
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"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
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"I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year."
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"If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts."
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"I had some friends that tried it down there, and I went to a couple of open mics, and I just kind of got this... this sick urge to try it instead of just watching it."
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"You always think you're better than you are in the beginning."
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