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Lois Greiman

"Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so."

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"Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so."

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"There is no conclusive evidence of life after death, but there is no evidence of any sort against it. Soon enough you will know, so why fret about it?"

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"Die, v.: To stop sinning suddenly."

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"Among the tortures and devastations of life is this then-our friends are not able to finish their stories."

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"Are-you dying?" she asked."Just can't breathe. This air.""Poor, poor-good lord. I've forgotten your name.""Hell of a thing.""Barney!"He clutched her."No! Don't stop!" She arched her back. Her teeth chattered."I wasn't going to," he said. "Oooaugh!"He laughed."Don't please laugh at me.""Not meant unkindly."A long silence, then. Then, "Oof."

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Amber Hurdle

"I think of death only with tranquility, as an end. I refuse to let death hamper life. Death must enter life only to define it."

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"Dying is a troublesome business: there is pain to be suffered, and it wrings one's heart; but death is a splendid thing-a warfare accomplished, a beginning all over again, a triumph. You can always see that in their faces."

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Amber Hurdle

"For he who lives more lives than one More deaths than one must die."

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Amber Hurdle

"After you die, a rare friend or family member may carry your memory throughout life. Most will forget you. As if you were never here."

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"You could have died later on, you could have died after peace had been declared. But, in any case, you were going to die."

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"Personally, I always wondered about authors and celebrities who loudly declared there was no God. It was usually when they were healthy and popular and being listened to by crowds. What happens, I wondered, in the quiet moments before death? By then, they have lost the stage, the world has moved on. If suddenly, in their last gasping moments, through fear, a vision, a late enlightenment, they change their minds about God, who would know?"

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