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"Education, n. That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding."
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"They spent the first three years of school getting you to pretend stuff and then the rest of it marking you down if you did the same thing."

"This is what a real teacher does: she opens the gates of our minds to the possibilities of the soul."

"Since we cannot know all there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about everything."

"If I show up at your house ten years from now and find nothing in your living room but The Readers Digest, nothing on your bedroom night table but the newest Dan Brown novel, and nothing in your bathroom but Jokes for the John, I'll chase you down to the end of your driveway and back, screaming 'Where are your books? You graduated college ten years ago, so how come there are no damn books in your house? Why are you living on the intellectual equivalent of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese?"

"It's hard for me to believe that people who read very little (or not at all in some cases) should presume to write and expect people to like what they have written."

"We ought to esteem it of the greatest importance that the fictions which children first hear should be adapted in the most perfect manner to the promotion of virtue."
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"Women and foxes being weak are distinguished by superior tact."

"Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage."

"Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead."

"Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead."
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