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Charles Bukowski

"She would have been a better fuck in Greece, maybe. America was a shitty place to fuck."

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"She would have been a better fuck in Greece, maybe. America was a shitty place to fuck."

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"Baz arched an elegant brow. "Are you going to snog the Humdrum-is that your plan? Because he's eleven. And he looks just like you. That's both vain and deviant, Snow, even for you."

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"He smiles, and he's made of trouble. We should have dropped him in the Thames in a bag of stones. We should have left him out for the fairies."

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