"I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there."

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"I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there."

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"On my US tour maybe three out of 30 shows there was an Elvis impersonator in the crowd but that's it. I usually get younger fans, and those that come that are of an older generation end up walking out because it's too loud."

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