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Steven Wright

"I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there."

Steven Wright, American Comedian
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"I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there."

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"Unhappiness in a child accumulates because he sees no end to the dark tunnel. The thirteen weeks of a term might just as well be thirteen years."

Graham Greene, British Playwright
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"In a revolution, as in a novel, the most difficult part to invent is the end."

Alexis de Tocqueville, French Scientist
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"It is good to have an end to journey towards; but it is the journey that matters in the end."

Ursula K. Le Guin, American Writer
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"You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher
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"If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist
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"You can't copy anybody and end with anything. If you copy, it means you're working without any real feeling."

Billie Holiday, American Musician
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"But even if I'm left high and dry at the end of this wild journey, just taking it is a great feeling."

Olivia Wilde, American Actress
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"We may seem competent, but by the end of next century there will be new deserts, new ruins."

Edward Bond, English Playwright
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"I'm the end of the line; absurd and appalling as it may seem, serious New York theater has died in my lifetime."

Arthur Miller, American Playwright
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"Certainly toward the end of the season, you and I could be in a ballpark and they might say the crowd is 30,000, and we could look around and see that there was no more than 10,000."

Fay Vincent, American Lawyer
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