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"Marriage is overdone. As long as there are people, people are going to find it interesting."
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"Any fool can marry, but only the wise live happily ever after."

"Marriage is a million piece puzzle, a pristine and exciting pursuit at the beginning that gradually becomes a daunting task, usually more challenging than anticipated. It is only those truly committed to solving that puzzle who witness in the end the miraculous outcome of every tiny piece laid out and pressed together in an inspiring and envious creation-a treasure only time, resoluteness, and perseverance could create."

"Never marry when under the guise you need to 'see if it'll work', but rather marry because in your mind you want to make it work."

"When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory."

"I came into marriage with love but when I got there she refused the dictatorship and fled away, I and my wife are looking for her. Anyone who finds her please contact us. We swear not to harm her again."

"You do not marry a woman, but you marry your imagination of her."

"Marriage would change hardly anything between us, except that we would end our arguments in a much more satisfying way. And of course I would have extensive legal rights over your body, your property, and all your individual freedoms, but I don't see what's so alarming about that."
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"I was in advertising for years. That was cushy, you know? It's pretty cushy in a lot of ways, but I hated it."

"Before I'm a writer, I'm definitely a reader and when I read memoir, I really want it to be true."
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"I think writers tend to be experience junkies, and I think they also tend to want to be on the outside looking in."

"I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways."
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