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"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
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"Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people."
God
"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
Politicians
"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."
Humor
"If you can laugh together, you can work together."
Work
"Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet."
Wisdom
"Quit worrying about your health. It will go away."
Health
"Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'"
God
"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."
Country
"Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success."
Success
"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so."
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"It was only when I finished the course and left my graduation diploma on the bus that I realised I'd become an actor."
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Personal Development
"I thought I should go to New York because it was the place to go to study. I went and tried to get an application from the Juilliard School but they wouldn't even give me one because I didn't have my high school graduation."
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Personal Development
"At the end of four years' time, at graduation, we were down to 12. At our reunion that we had several years ago, only 1 out of the 52 actually made it to ordination and priesthood. So there you go, there's your numbers."
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Personal Development
"A few months after graduation I was working in films. It took off pretty quick."
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Personal Development
"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
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Personal Development
"The morning after my high-school graduation found me up early job hunting. The dream of college I put on the back burner."
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Personal Development
"I fell in love with theater there, and after graduation I moved to Los Angeles to pursue acting."
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