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"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
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"I fell in love with theater there, and after graduation I moved to Los Angeles to pursue acting."
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"The morning after my high-school graduation found me up early job hunting. The dream of college I put on the back burner."
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"It was only when I finished the course and left my graduation diploma on the bus that I realised I'd become an actor."
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"At the end of four years' time, at graduation, we were down to 12. At our reunion that we had several years ago, only 1 out of the 52 actually made it to ordination and priesthood. So there you go, there's your numbers."
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"I thought I should go to New York because it was the place to go to study. I went and tried to get an application from the Juilliard School but they wouldn't even give me one because I didn't have my high school graduation."
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"A few months after graduation I was working in films. It took off pretty quick."
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"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
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"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."
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"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."
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"With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!"
Luck
"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."
American
"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
Politicians
"Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards."
Life
"Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people."
God
"Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price."
Time
"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
Work
"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so."
Blame
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