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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
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Personal Development
"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."
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Personal Development
"You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youE1d actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donE1t think sheE1s joking."
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"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."
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Personal Development
"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"
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Personal Development
"Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses."
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Personal Development
"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."
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"It's not that I really cheat at golf. I play for my health and a low score makes me feel better."
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"If you're brighter than a lightning bug, don't show your ass."
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"Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form."
Time
"Conversation would be vastly improved by the constant use of four simple words: I do not know."
Conversation
"The effectiveness of work increases according to geometric progression if there are no interruptions."
Work
"Self-pity comes so naturally to all of us. The most solid happiness can be shaken by the compassion of a fool."
Happiness
"To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it."
Humor
"If men could regard the events of their own lives with more open minds, they would frequently discover that they did not really desire the things they failed to obtain."
Man
"Old age is far more than white hair, wrinkles, the feeling that it is too late and the game finished, that the stage belongs to the rising generations. The true evil is not the weakening of the body, but the indifference of the soul."
Age
"Smile, for everyone lacks self-confidence and more than any other one thing a smile reassures them."
Self
"No one can be profoundly original who does not avoid eccentricity."
Originality
"Lost Illusion is the undisclosed title of every novel."
Illusion
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