top of page
.png){kind=small}
More
"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
Author Name
Personal Development
"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
Author Name
Personal Development
"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
Author Name
Personal Development
"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
Author Name
Personal Development
"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
Author Name
Personal Development
"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
Author Name
Personal Development
"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
Author Name
Personal Development
"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."
Author Name
Personal Development
More
"To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it."
Humor
"We appreciate frankness from those who like us. Frankness from others is called insolence."
Respect
"No one can be profoundly original who does not avoid eccentricity."
Originality
"An artist must be a reactionary. He has to stand out against the tenor of the age and not go flopping along."
Age
"The effectiveness of work increases according to geometric progression if there are no interruptions."
Work
"Conversation would be vastly improved by the constant use of four simple words: I do not know."
Conversation
"A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day."
Marriage
"Lost Illusion is the undisclosed title of every novel."
Illusion
"Smile, for everyone lacks self-confidence and more than any other one thing a smile reassures them."
Self
"Without a family, man, alone in the world, trembles with the cold."
Family
bottom of page